My girlfriend watched Beyonce and now she is dead.

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The jobs’ll come out tomorrow.

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VERY offended these languages weren’t included in the original-

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Shermit the frog is hopping mad.

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Santa has a very special message for all the little boys and girls out there.

L’Chaim!

Tuesdays at 8, 7 central, only on FOX.

Because we all have that friend who can never order what’s on the damn menu.

Ever played Footsie? Ever broken the laws of physics?

Turns out lots of things are healthier than McDonald’s