Help! My Girlfriend is Literally Dying

My girlfriend watched Beyonce and now she is dead.

As seen on: TIME Huffington Post Spin, Gawker, Barstool Sports, Jezebel, College Humor, Elite Daily, IMDB, Pop Sugar, Digg, Rebel Mouse, Frequency, Smashpipe

It’s a Freelance Life (Annie Parody)

The jobs’ll come out tomorrow.

As seen on Buzzfeed, Fast Company, Mashable,The Daily Muse, The Jane Dough,

Klingon, Dolphin, and more Rejected Languages from Coke’s Superbowl Ad

VERY offended these languages weren’t included in the original-

As seen on Entertainment Weekly Hypervocal, Fast Company, NY Daily News, io9, and lots more!

Shermit the Frog Post-Game Interview

Shermit the frog is hopping mad.

As seen on Deadspin, Collegehumor, USA Today, Buzzfeed, FOX Sports, CBS, Comcast, Perez Hilton, Huffington Post, and tons more!

Stop asking for such Heavy F***ing Christmas Presents (ft. Dan Chamberlain)

Santa has a very special message for all the little boys and girls out there.

Starbucks Jewish Holiday Drinks

L’Chaim!

NFL Commentators Won’t Stop Plugging Sitcoms

Tuesdays at 8, 7 central, only on FOX.

Your Shitty Friends: The Menu Customizer

Because we all have that friend who can never order what’s on the damn menu.

Impossible Footsie

Ever played Footsie? Ever broken the laws of physics?

McDonald’s Healthier Options Menu

Turns out lots of things are healthier than McDonald’s